He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
even if everyone didnt know them screaming eskimo brothers and high fiveing over my head kinda gave it away
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Is it wrong that I want to take the baby bump in her facebook pictures as "meal-ticket"?
You are so lucky that drugs are going to kill you before I do.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
Walgreens has pop rocks. Be prepared to get your dick sucked.
I just got called the stable friend. This makes me super uncomfortable
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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