I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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