brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
I googled "I hate my uterus" just to make sure I wasn't the only one.
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I come back upstairs and she's leaning over sink full of vomit saying 'oh my god it's the chili'
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Her son walked into the middle of the living room, took off his diaper, shit on the floor, smiled at me, and walked out, as if nothing happened.
So date night went well?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
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