Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
I somehow fell asleep on my kitchen counter using the microwave as a pillow
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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