All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
A lesson I learned in the hospital....when you masturbate while attached to a heart monitor, it scares the nurses a lot.
You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
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