FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
Stop acting like the Lucky Charms you're feeding people is actually ecstasy.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
Sooooo drunk. We had the best sex ever and after he looked at me and said "That's whats up". I looked at him weird and he said "Young Jeezy would say it" and passed out on me naked. I think i might be in love
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