I think scott just propositioned me for sex
Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You disappeared for an hour and showed back up with handfuls of bratwursts and yelled at my girlfriend that if she didn't eat them, that the nazis win
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I fucked my cousin and caught chlamydia this year. I can't really harbour any illusions about myself anymore.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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