Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
i just got the best bj of my life in the pastors office at church.. Youre right jesus really does love me.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
Giving my coworkers lap dances cuz it was my turn to decide our team bonding exercise. Go happy hour!
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Boobs are out for the taking
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
he was definitely tindering while i gave him head
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
I am mildly hung over. Decided pants are very unnecessary right now.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
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