I just googled maps his house, and took the virtual tour back to my apartment, just so I could visualize the walk of shame in the morning
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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