Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
I was about to send you a concerned-for-your-safety text b/c it took you more than ten seconds to respond to a text that mentioned both the bar and lesbians
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
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