i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
I just stabbed open a can of Spaghetti Os with a spork. Who says I cant take care of myself?
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
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