I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
Def just hooked up with my brother's senior prom date in his bed. Does that make me the worst brother ever?
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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