I pretty much can't stop smiling when I talk to you. Even when you talk about disease and infectious diarrhea.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
Next time i try to unbutton my R.A's shirt with my teeth, please stop me
No promises.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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