Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Just ran into a client at a sex shop. The meeting tomorrow is going to be really awkward as we both try not to picture each other using vibrators or role play costumes.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
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