yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
God only knows how I ended up there doing crown royal shots to the titanic and insighting a bar wide shit fest when I asked the dj to play levels
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Yeah even if I got stabbed it would be worth it
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize