his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I just headbutted my cat because he was trying to eat my bacon.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize
