i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
you're asking me why i keep burn ointment in my purse.... do you really want to know the answer to that question?
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I think I had Hypothermia but was too drunk to notice.
Yea.. And you'll love me a whole lot more when I start letting my vagina make all the decisions..
Randomize
