and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
I canceled a date last night to eat pop tarts and go to bed early
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