WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I just got while a charlie horse while orgasming...most confusing feeling ever...
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
It'll be a pair of asscheeks that light up when they're summoned.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
