"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Only a mothe r could love this liver
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
I will cut you
Oddly enough thats the second time today someones said that to me
Put that in perspective
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
We 6 way cheers-ed with French fries last night, hammered, in the booth.
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
How frowned upon is it to take your vibrator into the tanning bed...because Operation: dripping wet is in full swing and I have a busy schedule
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
You did an excessive amount of blow and then screamed "WHO THE FUCK NEEDS A LADDER?!" And then Mario style wall-jumped onto the roof. It was one of the most impressive things I've ever seen.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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