but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
So many bounce houses so little time
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
THAT FUCKER WASTED TWO OF MY COLORED CONDOMS! HE DIDN'T EVEN FUCKING FINISH IN IT HE JUST SLAPPED IT ON AND WASTED IT!
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
I think my life is a one-way ticket to blackout city.
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