Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I cut him off because he was changing my thermostat every time he came over
You made the right decision
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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