at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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