white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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