fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
He screamed like a woman when he came then proceeded to sing "you [we] are the champion" by Queen. I think I'm in love.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
Yo did you say we are blacking out saturday night and playing dodgeball?
Yeah for relay for life. Its for cancer
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
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