He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
I warned you. Don't come crying to me when your vagina refuses to forgive you for this.
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
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