Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
What started as a "classy" double date ended with Jeremy and I tripping our balls off and talking to the refrigerator while the girls cried on the couch and questioned where their lives were heading.
Dude. I only took a 20 out the ATM last night. How do I have 83 ones?
You stole from the strippers again. I wish I was ninja like you
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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