She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
U can find me on my couch hungover eatin tuna evaluating my life
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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