school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So, remember how that one doctor said it was 1 in a million that I'd get pregnant...
Yeeah thank god
Well..welcome to parenting Mr. one in a million.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I feel like I beer bonged a ton of asbestos
I just had a sexting conversation using medieval jargon. I think he is a fine suitor.
And here I thought that was one nut sack too many
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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