btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
You kept licking me last night.... and said I tasted like jello. Next time, lay off the jello shots, okay?
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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