Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I used to be terrified of what was under your bed until I passed out there last night. Now it just feels like home.
When were you at my house?
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
He can't say no, it's my spiritual goddamn quest.
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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