I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We pulled over so he could pee and the next thing I know he's running down the hill by himself with his pants down
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Randomize