Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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