Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
dude can i febreze my hair or is that slutty?
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
You were just so carefree! People were like, "there's broken glass everywhere" and you were just like, IDGAFFFFFFF
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Randomize
