I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
You texted me 'I am the leopard prince', with a series of pictures of you posing in what seemed like cat poses. you were not "a little bit" drunk dude..
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
What's the polite way to say "hey I don't actually want to fuck you, I just swiped right on you because you didn't like me in high school and I needed validation"
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
i just got carded for condoms. wtf.....this is new. isnt safe sex a good thing?
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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