He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
we have officially mastered the walk of shame
Oh and apparently TSA has to open your present from my family or the terrorists win
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
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