I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
I won't apologize to a one balled man
I threw up in my backpack last night, but at least it wasn't in the pizza box again
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
He stood up through the sunroof yelling "CHOCOLATE MILK BITCHESSSS!!!! YOU AIN'T WORTH SHIT NOW!!!" the sad part is he wasn't even drunk yet. I worry about him sometimes.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
It was very surreal. They were listening to a religious podcast on morality while they both went down on me.
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