I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
I've never used poorer judgment in my life. It's mathematically possible that I impregnated 5 women in the past 24 hours since I won the lottery. But I couldn't be happier about it.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Well now I’m in the bathroom puking up absinthe so guess I beat myself up over it one way or the other
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