cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
I'm about to start putting my tampons in the microwave for a few seconds these plastics applicators and this weather don't mix
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
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