there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
But of course I'm in. After all, what fun would the holidays be without trying to find the perfect gift to impress someone you've never met, but need the approval of??
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
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