I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Your penis has nothing to do with my throat infection, sorry...
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
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