There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
Overheard: "his girlfriend fucks him with the lights off. It's not serious."
lmfao. well really. it's not love if you cringe at the site of his anus.
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
