my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
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