I swear to god Kristen, if this "cute" guy you are trying to hook up with's friend asks me if we can role play, and I play his mother one more time, Im leaving. You have 3 minutes to save me or I am out.
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
Pretty sure I asked the person at the pharmacy counter in Walgreens to marry me last night. But also remember Rachel Maddow crawling through the TV screen, so my memory might be a bit compromised...
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Randomize