And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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