OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
They should make a traveling bouncer service to remove unwanted people from your house without getting the cops involved. That sums up my Friday.
Doors open. I'm laying in bed watching caddy shack and drinking a vodka tonic.
And I'm out of vodka so bring vodka or 2013 will blow ass
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
When I told the bartender it was my 21st birthday, he looked at me all pissed and said "But you've been drinking here as 21 for the past 2 years.." How do you THINK the night went?
So I take it free shots were a no after that?
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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