Just had to open a tuna can with a spoon. Gave me a sense of hunting for my own food.
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
he said I could live with him because I'm cheaper than a dog and don't need a pet deposit. That and I don't piss on the carpet...
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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