hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
So I don't have any furniture but we just skateboard drunk around the floor.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
This day sucks. I just wanna play ostrich and bury my head in your boobs.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
I'm at a bar where I literally walked in to the bathroom and some chick told me to never go to San Joaquin state pen
Paris has not been good for her. Everytime she has a one night stand from a different country, she buys a mini flag and tapes it to her wall with the others
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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