got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I'd go lesbian for $50 and a good phone case.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
You left me a really long voicemail saying, "Hey, it's meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee." and then the rest is just loud laughter
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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