I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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