It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
Randomize
