I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
no, i swear. she uses a huge jagermeister flag as a sheet on her bed.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
I don't know if apple cider everclear was such a good idea
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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