what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
sometimes you just have to masturbate at your friend's house.
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I didn't have anyone to cheers so I tapped my beer on your fish tank... a little too hard
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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