I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
Well, somebody (me) put on reindeer antlers, crawled around on the floor, and meowed at people... So yeah, I'd say it was "one of those nights"
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
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