i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
I just shaved my "bikini area" into a fucking pizza slice
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
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