I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
Maybe walking up to the cops busting our party with a "Things go better with Coke" t-shirt on and asking for my extra license back that my little brother got busted with wasn't the best idea of the night.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
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