Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
my elementary bus driver served me drinks last night. He hooked me up
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Dude he fell into my wall and left an imprint then decided to have sex with the door open. Vents carry noise pretty well
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
i gotta stop hooking up with people just to get to their dogs
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
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