my mouth tastes like poor choices
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
My ex's new gf is pregnant and he is sterile, so 2016 is starting off well.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
I am NOT losing my v-card to a guy who doesn't know my ass from my elbow.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
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