I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
all I got out of honors convocation is I've hooked up with a lot of smart guys
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
What shade of lipstick clearly states, I'm only attending this wedding for the drugs and groomsmen?
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
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